Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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