So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
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We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
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He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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