My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
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By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
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No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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