OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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