haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
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im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
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PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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