I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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