So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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