do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
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pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
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I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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