she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
he thought i was a dude.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
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Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
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Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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