Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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