Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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