He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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