let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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