I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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