no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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