so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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