then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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