Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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