A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Shame is for Republicans.
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