why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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