Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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