I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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