Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
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