BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
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I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
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Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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