Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
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heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
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Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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