My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
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It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
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Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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