no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
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It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
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You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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