Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
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Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
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im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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