Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
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This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
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I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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