did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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