i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
