So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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