he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I want her autograph on my taint
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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