Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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