I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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