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say what?
wanna hang out?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Oh god it's open bar.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
