I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
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My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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