party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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