i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
This is my gift to your gina
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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