i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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