Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
ttyl tear gas
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I'm too high and old for this...
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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