yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
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