If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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