good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
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Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
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Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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