i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Oh god it's open bar.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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