yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
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