The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Hello my rib-scented angel!
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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