new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I'm gonna fight the coyote
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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