She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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