your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
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you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
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I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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