Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(864): View more from South Carolina

you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.

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(260): View more from Indiana

Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?

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(519): View more from Ontario

I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.

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(208): View more from Idaho

Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.

(208): View more from Idaho

ha well at least you have goals.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.

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(917): View more from New York City

She saved the condom from the first time we did it.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.

(1-215): View more from Pennsylvania

I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.

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(562): View more from California

I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.

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