She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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