is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
people are starting to question the shark bite story
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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