I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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