Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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